Jake: Gather up, it's Jimmy Jab time!
Sergeant Jeffords: Ooh, are you doing opening ceremonies?
Jake: Yeah, and you might wanna leave before things get too crazy. A little plausible deniability.
Sergeant Jeffords: Actually, I wanna record 'em. Maybe you can teach other precincts how to throw their own versions to boost morale.
Jake: No, I'm not a teacher. I'm a class clown/bad boy with a heart of gold. Whatever.