Captain Holt: Anyhow, you took a vacation 14 days ago, and yet, you already want another day off? Odd, unless you need it for a unique, once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. Perhaps a proposal to your girlfriend Jocelyn.
Rosa: What?
Captain Holt: You've been dating for a year, you've met each other's parents, and you just got your nails done to present her with a ring.
Rosa: Jocelyn broke up with me.
Captain Holt: What?
Rosa: I want the day off so I can sit alone and listen to death metal and get my head right.
Captain Holt: But what about my nail polish solve?
Rosa: Getting my nails done made me feel better for a second.
Captain Holt: Ahh! This is a trick to throw me off. I bet things are better than ever and you... Oh. You really are crying.