Amy: Ugh. I can't believe they're pregnant and we're not. How did they do it?
Jake: They got drunk and had sex in a public park next to a skunk. Hitchcock sent me a very long text with a lot of details in it. I think it was meant for Scully.
Amy: Ugh, the world is officially upside down.
Jake: Wait a minute. Maybe that's it. We tried getting pregnant The Jake Way; We tried The Amy Way. Maybe it's time we tried it... The Hitchcock Way.
Amy: What's The Hitchcock Way?
Jake: In every situation, make the worst possible choice.