Jake: Amy and I have some big news to share.
Amy: I'm pregnant.
Jake: We're pregnant!
[unenthusiastic murmurs]
Jake: What the hell? I thought you guys would be more excited than that. Charles, you didn't even faint.
Charles: I'm so sorry, I'll try. [inhales] It's not working. Somebody choke me.
Rosa: On it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa.