Charles: Okay, here's the cake. If it's pink on the inside, it's a girl. And if it's blue, it's a boy.
Jake: And why do you seem so bummed by that?
Charles: Because I still think you should have done the pig roast, where we start eating it from the snout, and discover the baby's sex when we get to the genitals.
Jake: Yeah, you know, Amy wanted to do that too, but I just don't see it.