Jake: No, it was my grandfather, the Admiral.
Charles: Whoa, you tracked him down?
Jake: Yup, he's on his way to my apartment right now. I'm going to fix his relationship with my dad. It's going to be very emotional.
Charles: It's going to be so dramatic. You should be producing for Ellen.
Jake: Do you really think so? 'Cause I actually have another idea for a segment where Ellen turns your home into a haunted house. I call it "Extreme Makeover: Bone Edition." But you know, I... I don't have to do it. I like being a cop.
Charles: And you're so good at it.