Roger Peralta: Growing up, he had a boat. Meant everything to him. He named it "Walter," after himself.
Walter Peralta: She was the child I never had.
Roger Peralta: I was the child you did have. Anyway, one day I took Walter Junior out for a spin. I was trying to impress one of the lake girls. Before I met your mom, I was a bit of a ladies' man.
Jake: Yes, that continued long after you met my mom.
Walter Peralta: He's always been a floozy.