Kevin: And then I said, "Which 'Metamorphosis'? Kafka or Ovid?"
Captain Holt: [laughs]
Kevin: He loves it. He loves it.
Captain Holt: [sighs]
Kevin: So that's the joke. Now, you tell it.
Jake: Oh, okay, [clears throat] So a professor walks in to a rare books collection...
Kevin: No, you've ruined it. Now it's not funny.