Kevin: We're pretty far north for a corn crake. Where did you hear of this sighting?
Jake: Oh, on the birdwatching app that Captain Holt recommended I download. You know how he is about birding. I guess you guys have that in common, huh?
Kevin: Hardly... Raymond is an adequate birdwatcher at best. He once confused a pileated woodpecker with a downy woodpecker.
Jake: Yeah. Pileated bootdecker and a pileated jecker.