Jake: Here, while we wait, you could try putting this chilled bottle of champagne against your eyes. It might help.
Captain Holt: Peralta, why is there a romantic picnic sitting in this remote clearing? You set this whole thing up, didn't you?
Jake: Nuh-uh.
Captain Holt: You've manipulated us into spending time together.
Jake: Nuh-uh.
Captain Holt: Is that your entire defense? "Nuh-uh"?
Jake: Uh-huh.
Jake: Okay, fine, all right? Yes. But only because I care about you. And by the way, you should really make your shared calendar less easy to access.
Captain Holt: You got into our calendar?
Jake: Yeah, you already knew that. You said I set the whole thing up.
Captain Holt: I was talking about the picnic. What were you talking about?
Jake: Nuh-uh.