Jake: I still can't believe my scheme didn't work. I mean, we saw a corn crake and everything.
Amy: I know. What are the odds?
Jake: Right? I have to say, I don't see what the big deal is all about. I mean, this is what they actually look like.
Amy: Oh, that is not an attractive bird.
Jake: I know! It's like a dumb duck! And this is what its call sounds like. [bird call plays]
Amy: Oh, it's horrible! It sounds like a Taser.
Jake: No. It's wonderful. I have to go!