Amy: He's finally down. Did you miss anything important with your case?
Jake: Yes, because jokers are wild, Charles went to the "Joker" stairs, and there was graffiti of the victim's name written on a bus stop. So Charles got on the bus, took it to the end of the line, where there was a payphone ringing. He picked it up, and there was a voice on the other end that told him a riddle.
Amy: What was the riddle?
Jake: I don't know. He had to go before he could tell me because he noticed that his kitchen window was mysteriously unlocked. Stupid Franzia is probably in his house right now trying to murder him and his family.
Amy: At least he's not here trying to murder me and Mac.
Jake: I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, Ames, but we both know you're grasping at straws. [cell phone buzzes] [groans] Thank God. Charles is fine. Nobody in the house. I would have been so jealous.