Jake: Okay, okay, let's just stay calm. When I had lice in the fifth grade, my mom put a bunch of maple syrup in my hair, and it smothered them to death, it was actually kind of cool. You can hear their tiny screams.
Amy: No, that's an old home remedy, and day care actually recommends a place where you go, and they comb the lice out for you. I bet we'll be in and out in minutes.
[later]
Amy: [on the phone] Six hours? Who has that kind of time?
Jake: [sighs] So now what? [sighs] I mean, I guess there is one last option.
Amy: Please don't say it.
Jake: It worked for me in fifth grade.
Amy: I really don't want to.
Jake: It is kind of cool to hear the screaming.
Amy: Okay, fine, we'll do the syrup.
Jake: We're gonna do the syrup!