Jake: Hey, this is a kind of weird request, but would you maybe mind chewing your Nortfluskers with your mouth closed?
Charles: I can't, and I'm excited to tell you why. I have a new eating method. I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food, so it's kind of like wine tasting.
Jake: And I hear you, buddy. I really do. It's just, it's pretty gross, so maybe just while we're together, you could keep the old chewer shut?