Jake: Sir, take a look at these photos. None of the victims had any alcohol in their apartments. Not even a dusty bottle. You want to know why? Because they were all sober. They all attended 12-step programs. None of them the same one, but they all have the same leader, a creep with a record of torturing animals. I'm talking dogs.
I found the Oolong Slayer, and his name is-
Customer: I never do this, but I kind of ordered rye.
Jake: Ma'am, I'm not a waiter, okay? I'm trying to blow my friend's mind over here.
Gina: Could someone get this lunatic some rye?