Sergeant Jeffords: Jake, there's a copy of our birth plan on my desk. Call the doula.
Jake: Copy that. I will call the doula. Which is a thing that I definitely know what it is.
Sharon: A doula is someone who supports you emotionally and physically and coaches you through the process.
Jake: Oh, I see. So sort of like a vaginal Gandalf?
Sergeant Jeffords: Stop saying that word!
Sharon: Ooh, that's actually a pretty good analogy.
Jake: Well, Sharon liked it, Sarge.