Adrian Pimento: My landlord kicked me out because my stupid neighbors couldn't handle a few tiny night screams. I was dreaming that someone was trying to scalp me with a sharpened grapefruit spoon.
Charles: Aren't brains fascinating? I mean, where does it come up with this stuff?
Adrian Pimento: When I was undercover, someone did try and scalp me with a sharpened grapefruit spoon.
Charles: Sure, that would do it.