Caleb: Look, if you really wanna talk to people on the outside, just get a cell phone.
Jake: Yeah, that'd be great, but it's illegal, right?
Caleb: There's this guy in gen pop, Romero. He can smuggle anything into this place: phones, drugs, big bag of hair.
Jake: Why would you want that? You know what? Don't tell me. The less I know about you, the better. Okay, let's find this Romero guy.
Caleb: Right now? I really wanna chomp down on this meat.
Jake: Caleb!