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Quote from Roger Peralta in the episode Two Turkeys
Victor Santiago: Every night I'm told what to do and every morning I do what I'm told, but yet I cannot escape your scold. What am I? An alarm clock. Roger Peralta: Oh, I get it. So a riddle is just like a fact that's told in a really confusing way.
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