Rosa: Can we just pretend to be a couple for tonight? And then I'll tell them in a few weeks that we broke up.
Jake: Fine, but I have one rule. Hands off my butt.
Rosa: That's not gonna be a problem.
Jake: Well, you say that now but you're about to enter the Jake Peralta boyfriend experience. It can be quite intoxicating.
Rosa: Also, you sat on a meatball.
Jake: Did I? Oh, man, these are my Friday jeans.