Doug Judy: You mean Pam and the two Bobs? They not hostages. I prefer to call them "collateral friendships". I gave 'em each 500 bucks out of my own pocket.
Bob: Thanks again, Doug.
Bob: You the man, Doug.
Pam: Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage.
Doug Judy: Pam hasn't come around on me yet. Tell her I'm a nice person, Jake.
Pam: I'm sorry. Officer, are you friends with this criminal?
Jake: No, not really.
Doug Judy: Absolutely, best friends.
Jake: It's a layered relationship, Pam.
Doug Judy: Best friends.