Jake: Okay, I can do this. Uh, this one's too big. This is too scratchy. This one is shedding. This one's too rustic. Am I using that term right?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yes, you're doing it! It is too rustic!
Jake: This one. Classy, but very absorbent. Simple, and it won't clash with our color scheme. It's perfect! We'll take it!
Sergeant Jeffords: Groom gut!
Jake: Groom gut!