Taylor: Hey, everyone, just want to introduce you to our new assistant manager, Larry Sherbet.
Captain Holt: Son of a bitch.
Taylor: Larry, you want to say a few words?
Jake: Absolutely. Thanks. Hey, everybody. Uh, couple things about my management style. Number one: don't nobody ask me about what's in my cup, we ain't gonna have no problems. [laughing] Uh, two, I believe in the power of nicknames.
Smile Face, Senorita Swag, Kahuna!
Taylor: Oh, yeah.
Jake: And you, my friend, we will call Mr. Fart.
Captain Holt: Seems rather unprofessional.
Taylor: He called you "Mr." Fart, Mr. Fart.
Jake: Thanks, Kahuna. Guys, can I get real with you for one sec? [slurping] I used to work for a real stickler the type of guy that just got off on telling me what to do. One time, he invaded my private space and stole my stuff.
Taylor: Why would he do that?
Captain Holt: Perhaps he had a good reason.
Jake: Wrong, Mr. Fart. He was a jerk and he sucked. But he was the one who motivated me to get off my ass and get this job, so in a way, we really have him to thank for all this happening.