Jake: Look, Sarge, I understand what it's like to have a hero who doesn't act the way you want him to.
Sergeant Jeffords: It's not gonna be about Patrick Ewing again, is it?
Jake: No, and it's not about John Starks, either, who I also pantsed.
Sergeant Jeffords: How many Knicks have you pantsed?
Jake: Including coaches, five, but that's not the point.