Jake: This is our chance. If C.J. can't find that evidence, he could be fired.
This could be our way back onto the day shift. Come on and party tonight Wow! It's actually a really catchy song.
Captain Holt: There's nothing to celebrate. Captain Stentley is going to find that evidence because we're gonna help him.
Jake: What? No, this is our chance to undermine him. Come on and party tonight.
Captain Holt: Peralta, we're police officers. We have a duty to protect this city. We took an oath, a sacred oath. What if those drugs end up on the street or a dangerous criminal is set free because of missing evidence?
Jake: [sighs] Okay, you know, you're trying to say it's whatever because you just [indistinct].
Captain Holt: You're fumfering.
Jake: Of course I'm fumfering. Fine, we'll find the bag. Come on and party tonight. Damn it.