Sergeant Jeffords: I can't believe you're even considering this, Captain. The guy's a criminal.
Rosa: Barely. It was public intoxication. All he did was pee on a couple snowmen. And one regular man.
Captain Holt: Plus, it'll count toward his community service. In a certain way, we'll be furthering the cause of justice.
Sergeant Jeffords: Santiago, breaking the rules makes you all sweaty. You can't be okay with this.
Amy: These pits are bone-dry. The drunk sings.
Captain Holt: The drunk sings.