Charles: Oh, love the shirt, Jake. Lilith Fair '98 had the best lineup. Meshell Ndegeocello crushed it that year.
Jake: Thank you, Boyle, but this is not my shirt. I slept at Amy's and I spilled ranch dressing on mine.
Sergeant Jeffords: Don't you have a drawer full of clothes at her place by this point?
Jake: Yeah, I spilled ranch dressing all over the drawer. What's so hard to understand about this, guys?