Amy: Anyway, all I'm saying is I know you're Jake's best friend and you really want him to win this bet-
Charles: Are you kidding? That's the last thing I want. Jake moving in with you is my dream come true. Your apartment is two blocks away from mine. Jake will be able to pop by any time. (GASPS) Imagine it. He's had a tough day. He's fighting with Amy. You know how you let things escalate. So, he just walks over to my place, bottle of wine in hand, and we just talk it out. And then by the time that bottle's finished, you've come to your senses and apologized.
Amy: Maybe I don't want to win this bet.