Jake: The point is, you just have to think the worst of everyone because that's how you see life. It's sad.
Rosa: You're sad and you're being a bad cop.
Jake: All right, I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, but I'm in such a good mood about all of this that there's literally nothing you can say that'll bring me down.
Rosa: "Lead the way, hombre" is a terrible catchphrase.
Jake: (SCOFFS) Nice try trying to hurt my feelings 'cause you didn't.