Charles: Mm, mm-mm-mm-mm! Mm-mm!
Jake: Why are you doing that with your face?
Charles: I'm smiling at Mommy and Daddy.
Amy: Ugh.
Jake: Gross.
Charles: Picking up Cagney and Lacey. One taste of practice parenting, and you two will be so hot to have sex. The kind that make babies.
Amy: Walk away, Charles.
Charles: Okay. But I'll be back in nine months.