Jake: That was actually really cool with Cagney and Lacey. I think we rocked it.
Amy: Right? I don't see what the big deal is about being a parent that was so easy.
Jake: Yeah, anyone who's ever complained about parenting has no idea what they're doing. [cell phone ringing] Mm. Hey, it's the sarge. Probably calling for some child-rearing tips. [on the phone] Parent of the year speaking. Terry, baby, talk to me.