Gordon Lundt: I've been sent here to spy on you.
Jake: What? I am truly shocked.
Captain Holt: We are both shocked.
Gordon Lundt: Commissioner Kelly knows you're recruiting a team of captains to oppose him. He asked me to find out who they are. But I've decided I won't help him.
Captain Holt: Why not?
Gordon Lundt: Because I've fallen in love with you.
Jake: What? That is truly shocking. For real this time. What?