David Santiago: Look, I get it. You're jealous. I'd be jealous too if someone was better than me at everything their whole life.
Jake: Oh, no.
Amy: [scoffs] Not everything. I have more allergies than you.
Jake: Not the best brag.
David Santiago: I have so many allergies, I just found out I'm allergic to chia seeds.
Jake: But apparently effective.
Amy: I'm allergic to chia and acai berries.
David Santiago: Yeah? My throat gets scratchy when I eat stone fruit.