Amy: So, a full year of marriage. What was your favorite part?
Jake: [gasps] Are you asking me to do a marriage highlight reel countdown ala "NBA Inside Stuff"?
Amy: I mean, that's not exactly what I was-
Jake: Number five! Ahmad Rashad. It's my best impression. Number five was the time that we accidentally got our contact lenses switched. I got to see the world through your eyes.
Amy: But our prescriptions are different, and the world was so blurry.
Jake: Yeah, it was crazy. I thought I was having a stroke.