Jake: Pam, what are we talking about here?
Pam: I'm sorry. I'm really nervous.
Jake: Wait, wait, wait, wait! I know it probably feels like you don't have a lot of options right now. In fact, this whole situation probably feels like like a twisted bowel, but it's not. There's still one end of this bowel that's open.
Pam: Which end?
Jake: The butt end.
Pam: I'm listening.