Jake: So you guys are gonna tie up the only microwave for 20 minutes to make a frozen lasagna? Ballsy.
Hitchcock: You ignorant loser. First of all, it's not just a frozen lasagna, it's a Mama Magglione's.
Scully: Second of all, it's gonna take 21 1/2 minutes. The box says 20, but we know better than the box.
Hitchcock: You see, this microwave is a KitchenPro Max.
Scully: Bit of a lightweight.
Hitchcock: It's only 1.2 kilowatts.
Scully: Fine for popcorn.
Hitchcock: But we're talking about a Mama Magglione's here.
Scully: Takes a lot to get mama hot.
Hitchcock: She's a real size-queen.
Jake: Well, that started out fun, and here we are at our normal ending place: disgusting.