Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Ding Dong
Rosa: It's crazy. After today you never have to think about Madeline Wuntch again.
Captain Holt: Yes, I suppose you're right.
Rosa: Sir, does that make you sad?
Captain Holt: I don't know. I think maybe... Yes?
Amy: Well, I think it's natural to feel a little down about her death. For the last 20 years, your lives have been entangled.
Captain Holt: Because of her ratty hair. No, it's not the same. Now it just feels like I'm insulting a helpless dead person.
Amy: You are. It's what you've been doing all week.
Rosa: Yeah, it's been tight.
Quote from the episode Ding Dong
Rosa: All you have to do is say a few nice comments during the memorial.
Captain Holt: As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."
Rosa: [cackles]
Quote from the episode Payback
Amy: Captain, how are you feeling?
Captain Holt: Better today. I even managed to eat some plain toast this morning.
Amy: Smart. Something bland.
Captain Holt: That's my favorite breakfast.
Quote from the episode Payback
Amy: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.
Captain Holt: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.
Quote from Captain Holt
Rosa: All you have to do is say a few nice comments during the memorial.
Captain Holt: As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."
Rosa: [cackles]
Quote from Captain Holt
Jake: Wait, Wuntch is dead?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah. The Commissioner's office just notified us.
Captain Holt: No way that's true. As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, "I'm not buying it."
Rosa: [laughs]
Quote from Captain Holt
Sergeant Jeffords: Terry said he had some news from the office of Commissioner Wuntch.
Captain Holt: [groans] What does that human blister want now? Does she intend to demote me even further? Or perhaps she'll transfer me to the swamps of New Jersey so I can patrol the sinkhole where she was spawned.