Amy: Okay, Captain, this ends now. I know your pride is hurt, but no one ever took pity on you. All we wanted to do was help you when you were down because that's what people do when they care about each other.
Captain Holt: They tell each other lies and invent urgent mysteries that need to be solved?
Amy: Come up with excuses to spend time together, like trivia nights or folk art festivals.
Jake: Or working old-ass cases with their mumpy boy, Jake. Back to you, Amy. We're doing great.