The squad takes part in a mandatory training day, competing with other regional precincts. On the training day, Amy runs into Teddy, a fellow officer she used to date. Meanwhile, Holt becomes addicted to a game on his phone and Rosa is snubbed by Charles.
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Guest Stars: Dirk Blocker as Hitchcock, Joel McKinnon Miller as Scully, Marilu Henner as Vivian, Kyle Bornheimer as Teddy, Charlie Sanders as Ronnie, Rolando Boyce as Steve Millerbund, Malcolm Devine as Mitch Lorth, Anthony Molinari as Perp #1
Writers: Luke Del Tredici
Director: Fred Goss
Gina: Have you seen Captain Holt? Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot.
Jake: It's the most fun day of the year. Something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Captain Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Captain Holt: I do not have a problem. If I want to play Kwazy Cupcakes, I will play Kwazy Cupcakes. Kwazy is a difficult word to say in anger, but I think I've made my feelings clear.
Captain Holt: Stop saying kwazy. And stop playing this inane garbage. It's embarrassing.
Gina: Say it to my face.
Captain Holt: I did. You were looking at your phone.
Gina: Oh. My b.
Sergeant Jeffords: Talk to him, that's what friends do.
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Rosa: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.