318 - Cheddar Aired March 1, 2016

Cheddar

Holt allows Amy and Jake to house-sit for him while he visits Kevin in Paris, but mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog, Cheddar, goes missing under their watch. Meanwhile, a romantic fling between Adrian Pimento and Rosa disrupts Terry and the rest of the precinct.

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Guest Stars: Jason Mantzoukas as Adrian Pimento

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Episode Quotes

Jake: I thought you'd be psyched. I mean, a week at Captain Holt's house? Wasn't that where you wanted to spend your honeymoon?

Charles: Okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha. Cheddah, dwop it. Pwease dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.
Jake: Oh, Cheddar is the alpha. Didn't expect that.

Jake: Bonjour, Captain. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Captain Holt: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Jake: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Captain Holt: No, my decision is final. I'm postponing my flight. Good-bye, Jacob.
Jake: No, sir! Please, please - [call disconnects] Ahh! He said Jacob. It's biblical.

Jake: Now, the average foot speed of a corgi is ten miles per hour, which means with every passing second, that slippery bastard gets farther away.

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318 'Cheddar' Press Release February 11 2016

FOX has issued the press release for the March 1 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Cheddar". Jason Mantzoukas (The League) continues his guest arc as Adrian Pimento in the episode.  Full story