A mass escape of convicts from a prison van in the streets of Brooklyn sends the entire squad on a manhunt. The only key witness? Former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch (guest-starring as himself). Meanwhile, Jake and Amy place a bet on who can bring in the most escaped convicts - and the loser has to move into the winner's apartment. Then, with only one fugitive still on the loose, Jake enlists a surprising ally.
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Guest Stars: Craig Robinson as Doug Judy, Charles Baker as George Judy, Gatsby Coram as Ted, Kate Rene Gleason as Woman, Christopher Rocha as Griff
Writers: Justin Noble, Jessica Polonsky
Director: Ryan Case
Captain Holt: Oh, I see. So the only thing we have to go on is the word of one of your criminal friends?
Doug Judy: Criminals? That's how you see us? Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?
Captain Holt: Yes, all of those are crimes.
Doug Judy: Damn. Even the bread one?
Captain Holt: Especially the bread one.
Captain Holt: No, no, no. He's not a cop. He can't be wearing any of this.
Jake: It's just a windbreaker. It's not like I gave him a badge and a gun. ... Uh, he has both of those things.
Doug Judy: It's not loaded. I just want to cock it and say a cool cop catch phrase. (COCKS GUN) New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.
Doug Judy: Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once. A cop and a criminal working together. (GASPS) We need a theme song. The Pontiac Bandit and Jake the cop-
Jake: Oh!
Doug Judy: Taking down crooks, In the streets where they live, Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge-
Jake: There's a talking police dog that helps them solve crime.
Charles: It's okay. This isn't the first time I've been left out. At camp, nobody would be friends with me. I had to hang out with the lunch ladies. After summer ended, they never replied to any of my letters.
Captain Holt: You gave him full immunity? Are you insane?
Jake: You told me to cut a deal.
Captain Holt: I thought you'd maybe drop charges on one or two felonies. But do you know how many crimes we're forgiving? Six-
Jake: That's not so bad.
Captain Holt: Hundred!
Jake: Oh, that's way more.
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Episode 4.12 'The Audit' Press Release | March 23 2017 |
FOX has announced the next episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "The Audit", which airs Tuesday, April 11. Kyle Bornheimer returns as Teddy, Amy's ex-boyfriend, in the episode. Full story |