The Audit Season 4, Episode 13 - Aired April 11, 2017
With the crime rate lowered, Brooklyn will be shutting down one of its precincts - permanently. The Nine-Nine is confident they will be evaluated fairly, until the official auditor turns out to be Amy's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. The whole squad then must band together to try to save the precinct.
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Guest Stars: Kyle Bornheimer as Teddy, Jama Williamson as Rachel, Kimberly Hébert Gregory as Veronica Hopkins, Andrew T. Lee as Williamson
Writers: Carly Hallam Tosh
Director: Beth McCarthy-Miller
Episode Quotes
Captain Holt: Sergeant, please tell me this malfunctioning copier isn't gonna sink our precinct.
Sergeant Jeffords: I figured out how to turn it on, but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
Captain Holt: Perhaps it's a paper jam.
Sergeant Jeffords: And what about when the little sushi roll comes out and cuts the turtle's head off?
Captain Holt: Toner issue.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why?!
Sergeant Jeffords: There's something I'd like to show you, Captain.
(Japanese copier starts up)
Captain Holt: "Terry crushed it." It works! I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Sergeant Jeffords: I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you.
Captain Holt: And yet crime has continued.
Jake: He's gonna shut this place down, and we're gonna get shipped off to separate precincts. I don't think our relationship can survive that.
Amy: I mean, even if we don't work together, we can still be a couple.
Jake: If I don't see you every day, I will forget who you are. I'm like a goldfish.
Jake: Why'd you have to say he was boring?
Amy: Because he is boring. His favorite app on his phone is "contacts."
Teddy: Standing in the briefing room a space that is approximately 50 feet by 40 feet. Actually, you know what? 55 feet by 40 feet. No, 52 feet by 41 feet. I'll just look at the blueprints at the City Planner's office. Hello, weekend plans.
News Stories
| Title | Date Posted |
| 413 'Serve & Protect' Press Release | April 3 2017 |
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FOX has released the synopsis for the April 18 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Serve & Protect". Full story |
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