417 - Cop-Con Aired May 9, 2017

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The precinct packs up and heads to the Tri-State Police Officers' annual Cop-Con, which is usually the Nine-Nine's excuse for a big annual party. But the squad's fun is threatened this year when Holt asks them to be on their best behavior. Then, Amy suddenly vanishes hours before taking the Sergeant Exam, and it's up to Jake and Rosa to find her before it's too late.

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Guest Stars: Andy Daley as Jeffrey Bouche, Michael Gantz as Detective Dyson, Audrey Wasilewski as Cindy Shatz, Vishesh Chachra as Fred Manchille, Sarah Baker as Kylie

Episode Quotes

Charles: Hey, check it out. It's called The Wasp. It's for dispersing crowds of young people. It emits a sound that you can only hear if you're 35 or under.
[High-pitch screeching noise]
[Rosa screams]
[Jake and Charles then start screaming, too]
Jake: Ah, I also hate the sound that I definitely hear.
Charles: Me too. It's so high-pitched or low-pitched. Oh, that was bogus to the extreme.
Jake: So bogus and not tubular. Ugh, my ears are ringing from the pain of being young.
Charles: Ugh, so not gnarly.

Sergeant Jeffords: Captain, you missed the tech expo. We got all this swag.
Six tote bags. Terry can tote anything. Look, point at something, I'll tote it.

Captain Holt: Oh, no. Hold still. I'm gonna hide behind you like you're a tree.

Sergeant Jeffords: Uh, why are you doing that?
Captain Holt: On the other side of your trunk, is the worst person I've ever met. Captain Jeffrey Bouche, the living embodiment of evil.
Jeffrey Bouche: Raymond Holt? As I live and breathe. You have not aged a day. So how's Kevin? How's Cheddar? Come on. Tell me everything.
Captain Holt: Kevin is fine. Cheddar is a dog. He has no concept of good or bad.

Sergeant Jeffords: You're being a little harsh on him, Captain.
Captain Holt: I've been up for promotions against that man on six occasions, and he's prevailed every single time. Why? Because he's a snake.
Sergeant Jeffords: Isn't it possible he gets promotions because he's nice and people like him?
Captain Holt: Please, I hate to say this about anyone, let alone a fellow officer, but that man is full of balogna.
Sergeant Jeffords: Baloney.
Captain Holt: You're right. He's so vile, we should use the crude Americanization of the word. He's full of baloney.