Jake: So if you're the Pontiac bandit, who's this joker?
Doug Judy: A couple of years ago you were getting really close, so I started telling all my associates if they ever get caught, they should describe me as- [cut to:]
Associate #1: Asian dude, 5'8", spiky hair.
Associate #2: Wears diamond earrings and has a-
Associate #3: British accent.
[back:]
Jake: So then you hired a guy who matched that exact description.
Doug Judy: No, no, no, no, no, no. That's my barber Norman Lee. He gave me the idea.
Norman Lee: You know, if you can't come in, I do house calls. You just text me a location and I could be there in half an hour.
Doug Judy: Good to know.