Captain Julie Kim: You broke into my bedroom?
Jake: Well, this wouldn't have been a problem if didn't have a vicious guard dog that's protecting her secrets.
Captain Julie Kim: Linus is not a guard dog, and he's not vicious. He was locked in my room, because she gets skittish around crowds. I just rescued him from a dog-fighting ring.
All: Aww.
Jake: Don't aww her, all right. She's a liar, and I have proof. Remember how she said she didn't know Madeline Wuntch? Well, then explain why she has an email from her dated two weeks ago, subject: Raymond Holt.
Captain Holt: Mm-hmm.
Captain Julie Kim: Peralta, why don't you read that email aloud for everyone?
Jake: Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Wait a minute. Why would you love that? This is gonna be bad for me, isn't it? Amy, you read it.
Amy: No.
Charles: I'll do it, Jakey.
Jake: Oh, the old Charles is back.