Jake: [answering phone] Hey, what's going on?
Amy: Hey, just checking in. How's it going with Charles? I know how hard this is for you. Have you told him anything?
Jake: Nope, we're still all good. He has no idea that we are growing a Whomping Willow in your Chamber of Secrets.
Amy: Well, I have to get back to the seminar. Also, you've ruined sex forever.
Jake: Yep, I heard it. I don't know why I keep doing it. I love you. Bye.