Charles: I'm Detective Boyle. This is my partner, Jake. You probably think it's weird that I said partner and not friend.
Ned: Not at all.
Charles: Well, the point is that we're strictly colleagues. Have you seen this man?
Ned: Yeah, he was here a few hours ago for a new tattoo. It was supposed to say, "Jake and Amy are trying to have a baby."
Charles: Seriously?