Sergeant Jeffords: Anyways, you're in charge for the day.
Jake: Oh, boy. Here comes the lecture. "Be responsible, Jake. Don't do anything crazy or fun."
Sergeant Jeffords: There's no lecture. I trust you.
Jake: But there always used to be a lecture.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, well, you're not the same immature, rebellious kid you used to be. Didn't you and Amy just buy a family-friendly midsize sedan?
Jake: In a rebellious color, champagne, which is an alcohol. And let's not forget, I wanted to have sex in your office just now.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, to have a baby and become a father!
Jake: Yeah, he turned it around on me.