Charles: Ladies and gentlemen. The moment you've been waiting for.
Amy: Wow, he went full "Showman."
Charles: I present to you six freaks, who, through a series of elaborate games, will be eliminated one by one until a champion is crowned. And that champion shall inherit my circus.
Rosa: And get a day off.
Charles: I was getting there, Ro-Ro. Let me have my fun.
Jake: Yeah, Ro-Ro, let him have his fun.
Charles: As always, we start the games by lighting the ceremonial bagel of destiny.
Jake: Ah, it's actually the baguette of destiny because this year, we're throwing caution to the wind. Charles, flame me.
Scully: [singing] Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs.
Charles: And with that, we commence my ten minute opening performance.
Jake: What?
Charles: [singing] The crowd is ready The freaks are here...