Charles: Are you okay?
Officer Debbie Fogle: Yeah, I'm just recovering from the EpiPen. I'm sorry I messed everything up. I'm just not cut out for this high-stakes world of having fun with friends.
Charles: First off, if you think you messed this up, you're crazy. Nothing can mess up the performance I'm putting on out there. Secondly, what you did today was incredible.
Officer Debbie Fogle: I got disqualified immediately.
Charles: Did I ever tell you the story of my Jimmy Jabs humiliation?
Officer Debbie Fogle: No. You pretty much never talked to me till today.
Charles: Well, it was 2009, it was the opening ceremonies and I couldn't be more excited. I even got my hair styled just for the event.
[flashback:]
Jake: Charles, flame me.
Charles: [screams]
[back:]
Charles: I was out before the games even began. But I wouldn't change that moment for the world because it made me realize that not even flames can grind me down to dust. There is a place for us, for we are glorious.
Officer Debbie Fogle: You are the bearded lady.
Charles: We are all the bearded lady.